英語笑話和學校相關的幾個英語笑話_兒童笑話

英語笑話和學校相關的幾個英語笑話

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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom¹ is?

Student: The guy who went out with Eve!

Who is your best friend at school?

Your princi-pal!

Why did the Cyclops stop teaching²?

Because he only had one pupil!

Why was the students report card all wet?

Because it was below C level³!

What flies around the school at night?

The alpha-bat!

What is a teacher's three favorite words?

June, July & August!

James, where is your homework?

I ate it. Why?

You said it was a piece of cake!

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1 atom
n.原子；微粒，微量
參考例句：
For many years the atom was believed to be indivisible.在過去有很多年原子一直被認為是不可分割的。 He could not get up an atom of sympathy for her.他對她激不出一點同情心。

2 teaching
n.教學，執教，任教，講授；(復數)教誨
參考例句：
We all agree in adopting the new teaching method. 我們一致同意采取新的教學方法。 He created a new system of teaching foreign languages.他創造了一種新的外語教學體系。

3 level
n.水平，水準，標準；adj.同高的，平坦的，齊平的；v.弄平，瞄準，對準
參考例句：
Our level is very low.我們的水平很低。 The water level has been raised by 1.1 metres.水位提高了1.1米。